Welcome to my retro website! Party like it's 1999!

5/3/25 I'm back, y'all! Slowly working out a Ko-fi account. You are under ZERO obligation to ever donate anything to me, but if you decide you want to, there's a button on my homepage now.

3/15/25 It's the Ides of March! I've added a review for blind-box plastic chairs. There's also an instructional essay in the works.

2/22/25 More reviews have been added, including links that I forgot to add to the Reviews menu page back when I uploaded them. Oopsie.

2/12/25 I've added more patterns, and a couple blinkies showing my nostalgia for early Apple computers.

1/18/25 I wrote an open letter to the world's richest man.

1/6/25 Happy New Year! I've added reviews for blind-box BJDs, and in the essay section is a new PDF guide to Animal Crossing for newbies.

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