Welcome to my retro website! Party like it's 1999!

11/14/25 I have a new review! If you're curious about BJDs, definitely check out Mouse Chef Mousse!

11/5/25 Remember, remember--the time that L started using Linux! I also re-organized my essays to be in reverse chronological order, to make it easier to see when I add new ones.

5/31/25 I wrote about an encounter with an older man who may or may not have been a rabbi.

5/3/25 I'm back, y'all! Slowly working out a Ko-fi account. You are under ZERO obligation to ever donate anything to me, but if you decide you want to, there's a button on my homepage now.





