I Captured a Mewtwo
(To the tune of "Found Out About You" by the Gin Blossoms. Posted for Pokemon's 30th anniversary in 2026)All adventure I saved that Master Ball,
In hopes that in this playthrough I could catch 'em all;
This vicious psychic's claim to fame
Is only showing up post-game
And now my battles will never be the same.
Got my Link Cable ready for a fight,
Battling my friends both day and night
We're only battling for fun
Not tryin' to upset anyone
But it never takes long 'til the battle's won.
'Cause I got every Gym Badge, went down Vict'ry Road
Fought all the Elite Four, and I captured a Mewtwo,
I captured a Mewtwo!
Defeating trainers everywhere I go,
I can tell you why if you don't know.
He was at level 70
When this monster came to me,
And always guarantees me victory!