The Public Restroom Song

(To the tune of the Animals' "People Everywhere Want to Be Free")

Chorus:
All the world around it's so easy to see
That people everywhere just gotta go pee.
Every day, indubitably,
People everywhere just gotta go pee.

Can't you see what a wonderful world this would be
If nobody got so obsessed over stranger's crotches?
Can we all agree that when you're in the stall to poop or to pee,
It's an area of privacy where nobody watches?

All the world around it's so easy to see
That people everywhere just gotta go pee.
If you ask for my opinion, my opinion will be
That everyone should get to go comfortably.

(working on another verse to go here)

All the world around it's so easy to see
That people everywhere just gotta go pee.
Whether cis or trans or nonbinary,
We all should have the right to safely go pee!