Stinky Man

(To the tune of Elton John's "Rocketman")

I packed my bags last night for the con
Brought outfits for cosplay
And lost of DVD's for guests to sign
I didn't bring my soap or shampoo--
There simply wasn't space!
What could I do...what could I do?

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til bar soap touches this body of mine
I'm not the kind of nerd who leaves his home
Oh no, no, no
I'm a stinky man
Stinky man--stinking up a whole room on his own

Something about me makes some people faint
And kids all run away
Because my smell ruins the day
I can't help my hygiene allergy
It's just the way I am
A stinky man...a stinky man

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til bar soap touches this body of mine
I'm not the kind of nerd who leaves his home
Oh no, no, no
I'm a stinky man
Stinky man--not the kind of guy you want to know

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til bar soap touches this body of mine
I'm not the kind of nerd who leaves his home
Oh no, no, no
I'm a stinky man
Stinky man--you can smell me clear from Tokyo

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think I'm gonna leave my stench behind