My Essays

Where I state my opinions about things. Some of the early stuff is cross-posted from other sites. As of November 2025, this page has been altered to show the more recent essays first.

Mint and Me: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Love Linux

The Old Man's Blessing

How to Make a TV-Head Doll

The Cloud

My Animal Crossing Stuff

An Open Letter To Elon Musk

Animal Crossing Beginner's Guide(In PDF format for sharing)

Adventures in Doll Crochet: Acanthus Top

Adventures in Doll Sewing: Victorian Elegance Dress

To The Underage Teen Who Found My E-Rated Fanfiction (Now if only I could get them to read this essay instead...)

Dear Cis People (Thoughts on Trans Visibility Day)

Floofy Doll Skirt (A tutorial)

Why Inside Out 2 Is Probably Going To Suck

BJD Sewing for Absolute Beginners

Narnia

The Reboot Ruined My Childhood! (And why it actually didn't)

Rocky Horror Picture Show (Because representation matters, even when it isn't "good" representation.)

21 Things A First-Year Teacher Should Know (Technically a list, but hey.)

Being A Trans Ally

Adventures in Doll Sewing: Making an Action Figure Trenchcoat

Transgender Facts

Reflections of Sailor Moon (Does this count as a mini-shrine?)

Spirograph (CW: rude images)

The One About Abortion (Also featuring pictures of ice cream)

How To De-Stain Nendoroid Dolls

On Self-Reliance

Why I'm No Longer Catholic (I may be a bit bitter)

How Tax Brackets Work (the last table is kinda broken--copy/paste it into Word or another similar program and you should be able to read it just fine)

About Cable TV

Bess Can't Go There (CW: pornography mention)

Asking Is Hard (About consent.)

About Antis (CW: mentions CSA and pornography)

The vast majority of this website is rated Web-14 and may have content that is not appropriate for young children.